werid tots - American superheros

Haha... read on. This is just a cappy blog. Read on if u all want to know some crappy stuff i think about. What is this entry about? Superheroes

1stly, I think Batman is the richest superhero. Right? He lives in a mansion, has his own plane, car, combat suit, company, and even his own cave to keep his stuff. Thats excluding all the gadgets he have.

When did Catwoman become a superhero? i always tot she was a villian of Batman. The things they do to get Barry to walk with barely anything on, armed with a whip.

Spiderman is a poor struggling student (reminds me of me). He works as a part-time photographer. As a superhero, he has to swing around in his websling and climb buildings. But did any part of the comic say how he got his nice suit? i missed that part.

Superman is better. At least he his a decent job as a reporter. But how does he keep his cape inside his normal dress code? Remins me of change parade, how fast can he change man, hahaha.... Does no one really even see him without his specs in his work place??

X-men is the best. They work, eat sleep together. Professor X is damn rich ah. Where do they get the money to house everyone, with all their equipment? and no one like works anywhere, and they dun get paid when help in law enforcement right? Where they get their funding?

Fantastic Four shld be quite rich ah. They get to fly to outer space to get their special powers. But i dunno much about them. Only know sometimes they have inter-linked cartoons with X-men. They like know each other one.

Incredile Hunk is another poor guy. All his clothes get torned everytime he turns green. What a waste of clothes and his shoes. Dun expect to see him buying Armani Exchane or Hugo Boss. Amazingly, his pants and underwear remain intact no matter what. Maybe some underwear coy shld find him and get him to be their spokeperson. "The underwear so strong and comfort, they support u all the way no matter how big u get" hahahaha.... Sorry for the dirty pun. =)

Iron man. Anyone remembers him? He also another rich guy. He a bunch of people wearing different iron suits to fight with him also. He has many suits, althought eh red/yellow one is his main one. Every piece cost millions lo!!!! But he has his own corporation, so he can afford it.

Teenage mutant ninja turtles. They are superheros? Well, they fight for the gd of mankind. Which pizza place deliveries to sewage manholes? Talk abt dedicated service. Singaporeans need some of that. Kids, thats not what happens when u throw away ur pets. Some really bad infuence on the next generation man. Dun throw ur pets away!!!

There must be more superheros, just that i missed them out. Feel free to post up more crap in the comments, hahaha.....